FloppyFox | Profile

Art: Whitefire Nomura

Species: Toon fox with elements of cat.

Colour: Generally yellow, with some blue, white, and pink stains.

Gender: Male, but very few masculine traits: he has no muscles. Maybe his limbs move through hydraulic pressure, with either cooking oil or tea as the working fluid.

Orientation: Bent as all hell.

Size: The ears are pretty big, and the snoot is bloody massive. He has not been measured as the magnetic field attracts and bends the tape measure.

Catch-phrases: "Hiiii pals!"

"Watch it buddy!!"

"Yiiiiiikes!!!"

"Not the nose! Noooot the noooooose!!!!!" (when attacked by a wet nose)

This is about the limit of his common vocabulary. Most other communication takes place by sniffing and screaming like a fox.

Food and drink: He absorbs custard creams and tea mainly through the nose pad. Cooking oil is also absorbed in large quantities, mostly with curry flavouring. Able to drink through the muzzle at least. No teeth as such. It isn't clear whether he lost them in a sugar ingesting accident, or was simply born without them. The lack of teeth may simply be because he isn't a socialist.

Traits:
Despite the anthro appearance, he exhibits mainly "animalistic" behaviours more commonly associated with a fox or cat than a human. Occasionally behaviours from other species are seen, such as howling at the moon.

There is a mixture of anthro behaviours and feral behaviours even for the same task, for example mixing the muzzle and the paws for picking up items. Often, he forgets which tool is best for the job, and the wrong one - usually the muzzle - gets applied despite repeated failure. Eventually he will remember the paws.

He is particularly fond of sniffing items, putting his nose in various places, and tilting his head. Licking is also common. Known to eat children['s breakfast cereals... or at least, spend hours gazing at the enormous nose of Chip the Wolf on the Cookie Crisp box]

Unfortunately, he has a serious problem with combi boilers. Upon seeing such a machine, there is a strong possibility that he will respond in a devastating manner. At best, growling will occur until he is forcibly removed from the appliance. More commonly, he will seriously attack the boiler until it is completely maimed and destroyed beyond repair. This has been observed time and time again, and in all cases it appears he is not fully aware of his behaviour. Once the attack ceases, he continues his previous activities as if nothing had happened. It is thought some kind of instinct - perhaps related to the nose and various smells - is responsible for this behaviour.

Art: Flacko Likes:

Sugar,
Tea,
Cooking oil,
Noses,
Ear rubs,
Foxes and cats,
Nosing things and being nosed,
Putting his cold nose into various places,
Having cold noses put into his ears,
Summertime,
Private transport such as vans and wagoooons,
Mushroooooom risotto,
Rollercoasters and amusement rides,
Furry puns,
The 1980s,
Vintage electronics and computers,
Multi-sync CRT monitors,
Synthesizers,
Stealing and burying other peoples' easter eggs,
Freedom (except during bondage),
Uncomfortably tight collars (usually the dog variety),
Clean, warm, carpeted floors,
Rubber seems to be his catnip; it's not really a fetish thing, but he goes completely crazy when he smells or feels certain types of rubber. He will spend hours rubbing, scratching, sniffing, licking and chewing it. He has eaten around 200 mousepads since the 1980s, along with the rubber feet on most pieces of equipment. A tyre warehouse is off-limits for safety reasons.

Art: FloppyFox Dislikes:

Combi boilers (this one is very dangerous actually),
The winter,
Pubic transport (never again!),
Heights,
Authority and people who think it's their business to tell you how to live your life,
Social media,
Socialism,
Alcohol (causes projectile vomiting, and also increased combi boiler destruction),
Mobile phones, especially the "smart" variety,
Dirty, cold, hard floors,
Noisy children who are heard as well as seen,
Running out of easter eggs to steal,
Most modern computers and software,
The modern mainstream (including lifestyle, technology, music and fashion),
Flocking behaviour, where everyone follows a narrative or does the same thing.

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Artwork by Whitefire Nomura, Flacko and FloppyFox

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Species:	Toon fox with elements of cat.

Colour:	Generally yellow, with some blue, white, and pink stains.

Gender:	Male, but very few masculine traits: he has no muscles. Maybe his limbs move through hydraulic pressure, with either cooking oil or tea as the working fluid.

Orientation:	Bent as all hell.

Size:	The ears are pretty big, and the snoot is bloody massive. He has not been measured as the magnetic field attracts and bends the tape measure.

Catch-phrases:	"Hiiii pals!" "Watch it buddy!!" "Yiiiiiikes!!!" "Not the nose! Noooot the noooooose!!!!!" (when attacked by a wet nose) This is about the limit of his common vocabulary. Most other communication takes place by sniffing and screaming like a fox.

Food and drink:	He absorbs custard creams and tea mainly through the nose pad. Cooking oil is also absorbed in large quantities, mostly with curry flavouring. Able to drink through the muzzle at least. No teeth as such. It isn't clear whether he lost them in a sugar ingesting accident, or was simply born without them. The lack of teeth may simply be because he isn't a socialist.

Traits:	Despite the anthro appearance, he exhibits mainly "animalistic" behaviours more commonly associated with a fox or cat than a human. Occasionally behaviours from other species are seen, such as howling at the moon. There is a mixture of anthro behaviours and feral behaviours even for the same task, for example mixing the muzzle and the paws for picking up items. Often, he forgets which tool is best for the job, and the wrong one - usually the muzzle - gets applied despite repeated failure. Eventually he will remember the paws. He is particularly fond of sniffing items, putting his nose in various places, and tilting his head. Licking is also common. Known to eat children['s breakfast cereals... or at least, spend hours gazing at the enormous nose of Chip the Wolf on the Cookie Crisp box] Unfortunately, he has a serious problem with combi boilers. Upon seeing such a machine, there is a strong possibility that he will respond in a devastating manner. At best, growling will occur until he is forcibly removed from the appliance. More commonly, he will seriously attack the boiler until it is completely maimed and destroyed beyond repair. This has been observed time and time again, and in all cases it appears he is not fully aware of his behaviour. Once the attack ceases, he continues his previous activities as if nothing had happened. It is thought some kind of instinct - perhaps related to the nose and various smells - is responsible for this behaviour.

Art: Flacko	Likes:	Sugar, Tea, Cooking oil, Noses, Ear rubs, Foxes and cats, Nosing things and being nosed, Putting his cold nose into various places, Having cold noses put into his ears, Summertime, Private transport such as vans and wagoooons, Mushroooooom risotto, Rollercoasters and amusement rides, Furry puns, The 1980s, Vintage electronics and computers, Multi-sync CRT monitors, Synthesizers, Stealing and burying other peoples' easter eggs, Freedom (except during bondage), Uncomfortably tight collars (usually the dog variety), Clean, warm, carpeted floors, Rubber seems to be his catnip; it's not really a fetish thing, but he goes completely crazy when he smells or feels certain types of rubber. He will spend hours rubbing, scratching, sniffing, licking and chewing it. He has eaten around 200 mousepads since the 1980s, along with the rubber feet on most pieces of equipment. A tyre warehouse is off-limits for safety reasons.
Art: FloppyFox	Dislikes:	Combi boilers (this one is very dangerous actually), The winter, Pubic transport (never again!), Heights, Authority and people who think it's their business to tell you how to live your life, Social media, Socialism, Alcohol (causes projectile vomiting, and also increased combi boiler destruction), Mobile phones, especially the "smart" variety, Dirty, cold, hard floors, Noisy children who are heard as well as seen, Running out of easter eggs to steal, Most modern computers and software, The modern mainstream (including lifestyle, technology, music and fashion), Flocking behaviour, where everyone follows a narrative or does the same thing.